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1/4/2006
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hello fabulous people
I must warn you in advance: do NOT visit this space
Ellie is my slave...i mean....i keep her chained up....i mean.....she is my best friend and i love her dearly *yes they bought that*
Do NOT Sign her partition and do NOT free her |
12/13/2005
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*winter is here*
Click on the following picture to watch 'Salad Fingers', its disturbing but im not sure why. Let me know what you think XellenX
Thank you harry, i understand it's been around forever on fat-pie.com
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*Pink Cloud* |
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MENS VERSION
First I was afraid, I was petrified At the ugly slapper that was lying by my side I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head If I'd known for just one second you'd assault me in your bed... I tried to go, walk out the door But you've been sitting on my legs and I can't feel them anymore And now you're sitting on my face, my nose has vanished - not a trace I only hope that your big knickers aren't made of liquorice lace I want to go, I've got to leave Before your fat and naked body makes me want to heave Only hope that no one saw me walking home with such a slut God the things that you get up to when you're half cut Please let me go, I'm getting scared There's nothing I can do to stop those ugly breasts from being bared I think that I must have been mad God what made me want to court her? With t*ts that look like Tesco bags I've just filled up with water It's time to go, run out the door She's started hinting she wants sex on her dirty lino floor I don't think there's anything worse than the al-co-hol-ics curse. I WILL SURVIVE!
To which the girls reply.......
WOMENS VERSION
At first I was afraid, I was petrified By the ugly wanker that was lying by my side I would've drunk a little less, I would've tried to keep my head If I'd known for just one second I'd be in your crusty bed... I tried to go, walk out the door But I laughed so hard at your small knob that I've fallen on the floor Your butts a pimply mess, it's just a broken-out disgrace But I'd rather look at that, then at your f*cking ugly face! I want to go, I've got to leave Your talk of chicks and football really makes me want to heave I only know I've got to stop my drinking spirits and the beer Cause when I looked at you last night, you looked just like Richard Gere! Please let me go, I feel quite sick We had the worst sex in the world and you're an ugly prick I should have shagged your gorgeous mate, at least he's got a lovely flat But no I go and trust the booze and now I'm stuck with you, you twat It's time to go, run out the door You look so ugly it should really be against the law I'm going to give up all the booze, I'm going to have no stupid fun Cause waking up beside your mug, just makes me want to be a nun! I WILL SURVIVE!
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| 10/13/2005 
 This is a Blog dedicated to my best friend EllieFor no reason ~ Don't need a reason, she's just awsome
So, to Ellie
. Fairy Addict
. Jonny Depp Fanatic
. Chocolate Lover
. Vodka Princess
. Ice Queen
. Fellow Horse Survivor
. Drunken Singer of Nursery Rhymes
. And the most random person i've ever met. For most of you this will be a complete waste of time, but there are some "newbies" out there that haven't a clue how links work, so I'm going to start from the begining for those who are just starting out.
The internet is made up of billions of different pages. For each new page you visit and for every picture you view while surfing, there is a specific internet (or web) address that coincides with that particular picture or page. For instance; while you are viewing this page take a look at the top of your browser (That's the grey area at the very top part of the page). See the Address bar? Inside that bar is a very long internet address. That address is the address on the net where you will find this blog...and only this blog. Because each and every page has it's own unique address you will never visit another page on the internet with that exact address. This is also known on spaces as the "Permalink."
If you add a link or "Permalink" inside one of your blogs, readers will automatically be directed to the address you want them to view, when they click on the link.
Aight, with all that said we can get into what a "Permalink" really is and how to use it. Everytime you create and publish a blog entry there is a "Permalink" address (or web address) associated with that particular blog. To view one of these "Permalinks" simply visit someones space or "priview" your own and scroll down to where you would normally click to leave a comment. Now, look a little left of there...see it? The word "Permalink" is right there.
When you click on "Permalink" you will "Open" it. It will show you the unique address associated with this particular blog.
Now, you may be wondering why in the world you would want to know this. Well, it's a very handy way to direct people around your Space or the internet itself. Let's say for instance you wrote a funny blog back in January and want to refer people to it in September, simply hunt down your blog through the archives and copy the "Permalink" into your new blog entry. Also, to Add a Guestbook To Your Space you will need to know what a Permalink is and how to use it.
XellenX© 10/10/2005
 Peter Kay’s Universal Truths
 Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones
At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps.
Reading when you're drunk is horrible.
You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
You never know where to look when eating a banana.*
Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
Rummaging in an overgrow garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
You never ever run out of salt.
There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something.
No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal his or her nose.
Bricks are horrible to carry.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
XellenX HTML is a "computer language" devised to allow website creation. These websites can then be viewed by anyone else connected to the Internet. It is relatively easy to learn, with the basics being accessible to most people in one sitting; and quite powerful in what it allows you to create.
Baisically, it is a written language the computer understands which is easy for us to learn. It is constantly undergoing revision and evolution to meet the demands and requirements of the growing Internet audience under the direction of the » W3C, the organisation charged with designing and maintaining the language.
The definition of HTML is HyperText Markup Language.
- HyperText is the method by which you move around on the web — by clicking on special text called hyperlinks which bring you to the next page. The fact that it is hyper just means it is not linear — i.e. you can go to any place on the Internet whenever you want by clicking on links — there is no set order to do things in.
- Markup is what HTML tags do to the text inside them. They mark it as a certain type of text (italicised text, for example).
- HTML is a Language, as it has code-words and syntax, just like any other language.
How Does It Work?
HTML consists of a series of short codes typed into a text-file by the site author — these are the tags. The text is then saved as a html file, and viewed through a browser, like Internet Explorer, Firefox or Netscape Navigator. This browser reads the file and translates the text into a visible form, hopefully rendering the page as the author had intended. Writing your own HTML entails using tags correctly to create your vision. You can use anything from a rudimentary text-editor to a powerful graphical editor to create HTML pages.
Tags - What Are They Up To?
The tags are what separate normal text from HTML code. You might know them as the words between the <triangle-brackets>. They allow all the cool stuff like images and tables and stuff, just by telling your browser what to render on the page. Different tags will perform different functions. The tags themselves don’t appear when you view your page through a browser, but their effects do. The simplest tags do nothing more than apply formatting to some text, like this:
- <b>These words will be bold</b>, and these will not.
In the example above, the <b> tags were wrapped around some text, and their effect will be that the contained text will be bolded when viewed through an ordinary web browser. (Note: For the instance you will need HTML Codes or "Tags" on Spaces; of course the Bold Tags will not be one of them because MSN provides this in button form in your toolbar.)
Why Do I Need To Know This?
Well, to add any of the neat little "extras" on spaces, such as: music, and pictures, you need to know a the very basics. MSN has graciously provided us with an HTML Editor so we no longer need the "Edit It!" feature we used to use to do these things. This is the button you have to press to add any of the "Tags" or "Codes" when adding Music or Pictures to your blog entries.
XellenX© 10/7/2005
Wondering how i got the banner on my space without there being a module?
Custom HTML Module PowerToy !
This is a new way of customizing your space which has been created by MSN Spaces Inc. It allows you to create a Sandbox which you can place in pictures, clocks, banners, counters etc. The possibilities are endless.
First, to add the Custom HTML Box to your space, simply follow these easy steps:
- Log into Passport and open the Edit page for your Space.
- In the Address bar of your web browser (The place where you type in web addresses and stuff) add the text “&powertoy=sandbox” (without the quotation marks) to the end of the displayed URL. For example mine would look like: http://spaces.msn.com/members/darlangel504/PersonalSpace.aspx?_c11_BlogPart_blogpart=myspace&_c=BlogPart&_c02_owner=1&powertoy=sandbox
- Click the "Go" button next to your web browser address bar.
- Once the page has finished reloading, click on the "Customize" button in your Space.
- Click on the button which says "Modules", click on the "Customize" button and there should be a listing for"PowerToy: Custom HTML."
- Click the word "Add" next to it and then click the "Save" button.
Click [here] to see what the sandbox looks like
An explanation of the picture:
1= The box where you will type the HTML code
2= If you choose to uncheck the Border box then the module name will not appear.
3= If you tick this then the picture (or whatever you choose to put in the box) will appear inside a module (like the blog list etc.) If you don't tick it then it will just apear to float.
4= Is the "Revert" button. If you do not like the HTML code in your box or the settings you have choosen; or if you just want to go back to the last thing you had posted, simply click this button and everything will go back to the last saved settings.
5= This button, obviously, saves any changes you have done
You now have the Custom HTML box on your space...great. Now what do you do with it?
Firstly, anything you add in this box must be in HTML format. To read-up on a not-so-complicated difinition on what HTML is click [here]
If it is a picture you would like to use than you will need to upload the file (picture) to the internet somwhere. This just means the picture needs to appear on the internet somewhere. Don't worry it's not as complicated as it seems.
You can also 'steal' a picture from a website already on the internet if you would like. Just right click on any image you find on the internet and choose "Properties." Copy the file address (Always starts with http://) by highliting the name of the file and hitting Ctrl+C on your keyboard at the same time. This method will make things way less complicated for you and less time consuming. Just keep in mind that most images you come across on the internet are copyright and the property of the website you are visiting.
If you cannot find a file on the internet you would like to use or you already have one in mind on your computer, you have to upload it to a 'host site'. I suggest using any of the following:
http://www.ripway.com/index.asp
http://photobucket.com/
http://www.walagata.com/
http://www.myfilestash.com/index.php
http://www.uploadhut.com
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For pictures this is the HTML code you want to paste into the Custom HTML Box:
<P align=center><IMG height=228 dynsrc="" src="Your_Image_File_Name_Here.jpg" width=306 align=center border=0></P> |
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Change the Red Text with the URL (File name or address) that you copied earlier. (Highlight the red text and press Ctrl and V. Remember we get the address from the File Hoster, or by getting it from 'Properties' if it's a picture already on the internet.)
The Blue Text (the numbers) changes the size of the picture. You may have to play around with this clicking on 'Preview my Space' to make sure it is looking ok.
Green Text: This is for changing the position of the picture (left, right, centre) but i suggest leaving it as centre.
You can add a border around the picture by changing the Purple Text
All that's left really is to have a mess around with it.
One last thing, the box will only allow 512 characters. So sometimes you may have to shorton addresses. Not a problem
Try removing all quotes from HTML "attributes" and remove the "www." in front of web addresses and possibly trailing "/" at the end. So, a normal link might look like:
<a href="http://www.andnbsp.com/"> AndNBSP.com</a>
But, I could shorten it to:
<a href=http://andnbsp.com> AndNBSP.com</a>
XellenX©
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Watching 'Britney and Kevin: Chaotic' this morning (because it's usually on when i get up on a Sunday)
Britney is a Chav (and really annoying)!
Does anyone think she is attractive anymore?
So, Males and Females decide
Is Britney Spears HOT or NOT?
With Make-up:
Hot or Not?
9/29/2005 More Pink Cloud Please.
Damn Right!
 Get your own Slogan by clicking [here] and let me know what you get!
(By the way you can type in any word *you'll understand when your on it*)
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